No One's Name Has Ever Been More Perfect

ST. AUGUSTINE, Fla. – An anonymous call to the St. Augustine police Saturday morning led to the arrest of two people on drug possession.

Police say they responded to a parking lot on South Dixie Highway and found three people sitting in a car. The people in the car consented to a search and police say they found drug paraphernalia and a substance that field tested positive for crystal meth.

Crystal Methvin and Douglas Nickerson were arrested on drug possession charges.

Sometimes life is just poetic. I want you guys to just sit here under the cool running musical bathwater that is the Masters’ Music and think about how perfect it is that Chrystal Methvin was on crystal meth in Florida. Maybe she was born with it; maybe it’s amphetamines.